tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65209337229534287442024-03-13T10:41:25.138-05:00You Can't Be Serious!There are times when life is so stupid, it's funny. Although this blog is about what happens in my life, it could easily be about yours. Even though the actual events in our lives are different, I believe our reactions to those events are not. When these things happen in my life, I really find myself thinking, "You Can't Be Serious!". However, these things have happened, and they are real. And yes, I'm serious!Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-67428637696185301412023-10-23T11:23:00.000-05:002023-10-23T11:23:27.290-05:00Whaddaya know - I'm BACK!<p>I have not been physically able to sign into this blog for years. I lost all of the information required to sign in. So much crazy. I'm <i>still </i>constantly saying, "You CAN'T be SERIOUS!" Some things never change. :D</p><p>SUCH a long time has passed. So much LIFE has just flowed on....and thankfully, all my children are still alive. You don't know how important that statement is. And joyfully speaking, one of my children is married with three children. I'm so happy about that. Although....one of her kiddos is currently in the hospital - her youngest (a son, 2 years old). Visions of his Uncle Mike are dancing in my head. Her's too? Hmmm....</p><p>All in good time. I'll catch all of this up. For now, I'm back and I'm thankful to say that.<br /><br /><br /></p>Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-16471148356247393932012-08-03T23:44:00.000-05:002012-08-03T23:44:03.949-05:00Not allowed to die.This time, surgery will be at St. Francis Hospital - not at St. John's Hospital. It's still a hospital, though. It still feels like a hospital, looks like a hospital...<i>smells</i> like a hospital. It's a hospital. And the hospital houses the special people called "doctors", "nurses", "x-ray techs", "surgeons", and "med-techs" who will be saving my son's life. They <i>will</i> save his life. They will.<br />
<br />
His dad gets to where we are as we are accompanying Mikey down a hall. He is just about to go to surgery. He is not scared this time as he was last time. I guess Mikey has not had too much time to think about it. He knows he's in trouble. Or was. Or is. Hell, I don't know. He looks like he is in pain, but, once again, he does not look like he's near death. What is it with this boy and death? Or, is it Death? Is Death trying to take my son?? Why?!? <br />
<br />
Morbid, morbid thoughts. I have been talking to the doctor. I think he is going to be the one to be operating on my son's stomach. It is his stomach and not his chest, I guess. So, the surgeon (surgeons are doctors, right?) is telling me that the hose up his nose is to drain his stomach since the bullet went through it. <br />
<br />
Oh, I see.<br />
<br />
The bullet (bullet...the bullet...he's talking about a BULLET and my son in the same sentence...oh...my...) passed through the upper part of Mikey's stomach and then fragmented throughout his body.<br />
<br />
Fragmented. What...it exploded? What made it do that? Did his stomach <i>shatter</i> it? How? Why didn't I pay more attention in physics class? How does a bullet pass through soft tissue and fragment? *sigh* I'm not doing very well in my head. I must look fine, though ("fine" is a relative word) because the doctor keeps telling me about what he's going to do inside of my son's body. Just like he's talking about a machine. I guess our bodies are like machines...that's what I've heard, anyway.<br />
<br />
So, he's going to cut him from sternum to above his pubic bone (stem to stern?), then he's going to repair his stomach; then he's going to "explore" to see what other damage there might be, and remove any bullet pieces in his body. But he won't be able to get them all. He wants to patch his stomach and make sure there are no other wounds - no other bleeding areas...no other organs that are damaged and in need of repair.<br />
<br />
Very matter-of-fact. Like he's talking about someone else and not my only son. My daughters' big brother. The one I asked for. "Please, God, let my first child be a boy so my other kids can look up to him." I did, I asked for a son. God gave me a son. Then, he gave me two girls. It was a selfish request on my part. I am the oldest girl in my family - on my mom's side. The oldest girl of nearly all girls. I hated it, and always wished for a big brother. I did not want my first child to grow up like me - I wanted a boy first. And I got him. And he has nearly died twice within 12 months. Punishment for something? I don't know. But, I'm going there. I hate it when I go places like that. It doesn't help a situation to go places like that in my head. But I have a son and two daughters. My daughters love their big brother. He's not allowed to die. <br />
<br />
"After I'm done with my part of the surgery, the bone guy will come in and fix his arm."<br />
<br />
So, I guess I missed all the details about what he was going to do in my son's body. But I learned that there would be another surgeon there. So, at least two surgeons. To save my son. To make him whole again.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-33245293966943280022012-08-03T00:19:00.002-05:002012-08-03T00:32:31.724-05:00Sickening SnapI hang up the phone and finally go see my son. There isn't all that much blood. At least, there isn't as much as I expect there to be. His arm seems to be giving him the most discomfort. That's ok with me for now, since my full attention is the wound in his chest. Maybe not his chest - maybe it's his stomach. It's right on the cusp of being either his abdomen or his chest. Either way, what's catching my eye is the fact that there's a bit of plastic-looking stuff on him.<br />
<br />
I'll be the first to admit that I "know too much" when it comes to medicine. I know way more than the average person off the street, but I am definitely no doctor. Maybe I've watched too many M*A*S*H, Emergency! and Adam-12 episodes (see that? I just dated myself!). Therefore, I know a "sucking chest wound" when I see one - and what I'm seeing has me worried. Not only does he have a patch on his body, but he has a hose up his nose, and his arm is bandaged up so big that the bandages make his arm at least twice as big as it really is. The most blood I see is on his arm; rather, it is through the bandages on his arm. And the blood is bright red, even though the shooting (shooting? SHOOTING??) happened over 3 hours ago. <br />
<br />
Mikey is explaining that it doesn't really hurt to get shot. Not at first. His guess is that it happens so fast, the brain cannot process the fact that a bullet has passed into your body - things have to be registered and then accepted for the pain to begin. In his case, that was after everything was done and the robbers (invaders? attempted murderers?) were long gone.<br />
<br />
It's strange to listen to him. He is very calmly describing how the first shot went through his arm, the second shot went through his chest and the third shot went through his back and out his left side - and he didn't feel any of it - he just felt the pressure as the bullet(s) hit and passed into and out of his body. "Mom, when he shot me the last time, I knew I'd been shot because I heard it and I felt my body kind of jerk quickly. I remember thinking, 'Yep, I got shot'." Is this a surreal conversation or what? But I've come into this conversation at the end. Right now, I'm listening to the aftermath of whatever happened. What I really want know is, HOW THE HELL DID YOU END UP SHOT?? But, I don't yell that out loud. I do that in my brain as I listen - I don't want to interrupt him. Besides, I'm pretty preoccupied.<br />
<br />
First of all, I'm worried about his chest/abdominal wound. Second, I keep watching him move his right arm from across his chest to above and then over his head, and then back down to across his chest again. The arm is quite well-bandaged, and yet the blood keeps oozing out onto the thick bandages. It appears that the flow has merely been slowed down, not stopped completely. What really sickens me, though, is the way the arm kind of movs in two places - not as a single unit, but as a leader and a follower.<br />
<br />
Explanations are tough, here.<br />
<br />
He can not move the arm by its own power. When he wants to move it, he begins the movement at his right shoulder, but then he extends his left hand to grab the fingers of his right hand and "help" his injured limb to complete the journey to wherever it's going - either over his head or down to his chest. I understand that this must have something to do with the pain he's surely feeling. The sickening part is that at the apex of the arc, the arm kind of "snaps" (I use this term very lightly here, it is not a physical sound). The part of his forearm that is being "helped" by his left hand, travels first. As that part moves beyond the top of the arc, the rest of his arm seems momentarily suspended; suddenly, it yields to gravity and the pull of the left hand, and decides to follow the path of the front of the arm. So, for a second, it looks like his arm is broken completely in half, with half of the arm going one way, and the other half about to continue in the original path until the muscle and skin makes this impossible. That's the point it seems to "snap".<br />
<br />
Later, I will be informed by one of his surgeons (yes, <i>one of</i> his surgeons - he will have more than one surgeon this day) that the bullet has passed through the radius and pulverized it, leaving the much smaller ulna intact. If the bandage had not been there, it would have looked like the arm really was broken in half - and each half would move in a different direction. I never do get to see that, though, thank God. I'm queasy just looking at the bandaged arm - like I said, I'm no doctor. I do not make my living by patching people back together. I am looking not at an arm - I'm looking at my <i>son's</i> arm. That makes all the difference in the world.<br />
<br />
And I still don't know what brought him here or who wanted him dead. Indeed, whoever did this, did want him dead. Even Mikey knows this - and he will tell me all about it as soon as he is able. I just wish he'd quit moving his arm up and down, back and forth, behind his head and to his chest - and back again. <br />
<br />
<br />Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-42447637855219407812012-07-26T22:47:00.000-05:002012-08-03T20:44:19.328-05:00Wrong Hospital"For me?" I ask somewhat taken aback.<br />
"Yes, you can use that phone over on the far wall. It'll ring in a minute for you."<br />
<br />
It rings. For me. In the emergency room. That's crazy. <br />
<br />
"Hello?"<br />
"Is Mike there, yet?"<br />
"What?" (Oh no, here we go again...)<br />
<br />
All I said was 'Hello' and already this conversation wasn't making any sense. <br />
<br />
"Who is this?"<br />
<br />
There is some hesitation on the other end of the line.<br />
<br />
"It's Michelle."<br />
<br />
<i>Michelle?</i> I don't think Mikey's ever mentioned someone named Michelle. Maybe I'm just a bit vengeful, but by golly if I could not have access to my own son when I am in person in the emergency room, this Michelle character is going to have to tell me who she is before I let her talk to my son lying bleeding on a gurney. Maybe she had something to do with this. I've never heard him - or any of his friends - mention anyone by the name of "Michelle". But, maybe I didn't hear her right. <br />
<br />
"Michelle who?" I ask.<br />
"Just....Michelle." <br />
<br />
No; no, no, no! Look, I'm not one of those moms who has to know every little detail of my grown kids' lives, but because I have never heard him mention a Michelle ever, and because he is actively bleeding in this emergency room, and because I have no idea who shot him, why he was shot, or how he could be in a situation to even <i>be</i> shot...without a full name, she will not be talking to Mikey. I have decided.<br />
<br />
"Well, ok Michelle, he's over on the other side of the room, and I just got here myself and haven't had a chance to talk to him, but his sisters are here..."<br />
"No, Mike is <i>on the way</i> there -"<br />
<br />
Mike is on the way? What is this girl talking about? I am not in any kind of mood to play games with these people who don't want to tell me who they are, and then say weird things to me.<br />
<br />
"He went to the wrong hospital, but he's on his way."<br />
<br />
Wait a minute. Mike is on his way? He got lost? This is not Mikey's friend...this is <i>Mike's new wife</i>. Oh geez...she didn't want to tell me her last name <i>because it's the same as mine now.</i> Seriously? My son could be dying not 10 feet away from me and we're going to go there? How shallow and hateful does she think I am? Why would she think that I would care that <i>she</i> would be giving me information? Wow. Just wow.<br />
<br />
"Michelle! Oh my god, don't <i>do</i> that to me! You're talking about <i>Mike</i> not Mikey! What do you mean he went to the wrong hospital?"<br />
<br />
And the conversation goes from there. I don't know whether to be glad or mad or what. So, I am relieved. Relieved because finally the conversation makes sense - sort of. At least it's understandable. I thank her and tell her to tell Mike we are in the emergency room and that he should just say that he talked to me and I told him to come. I don't want him to have to go through what I did. And, apparently, he's been trying to get hold of me, and my cell phone wouldn't ring - which explains why I got the phone call in the emergency room...well...no it doesn't, really, but I'm finding that as long as I don't try to think too hard, things will go better inside my head. I need something to go better <i>somewhere</i>.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-32945151278688338072012-07-22T09:27:00.001-05:002012-07-29T22:48:39.719-05:00"It's for you..."I am so confused. April is mad. Tabby is confused. I guess we were all madly confused. WHY aren't we being ushered back immediately? WHY do they keep asking me who called? WHY have I been given no information about my son?? I STILL don't know if he's even here or not <i>because no one has confirmed that he is here, yet!</i><br />
<br />
A thought occurs to me: Mikey must be dead. I've never been directly involved with the death of a relative in a hospital setting. In any setting, as a matter of fact. The nurses are being too weird with me. They are not really looking directly at me. They are conferring with each other in whispers; they are pointing at me; they are whispering some more. Oh my God...my son must be dead. <br />
<i> </i><br />
My terrible thoughts are interrupted.<br />
"You are Mike's mom? Who are they, his sisters?"<br />
"Yes."<br />
"How old is this one?" (She is indicating Tabby.)<br />
"She is 13."<br />
<br />
Information Desk nurse confers with Intake Desk nurse in hushed tones, but the girls and I can hear her, "She's only 13; should we let her go back?"<br />
<br />
Before they are finished, April and Tabitha both turn to me and ask questions simultaneously:<br />
<br />
"Are they saying Tabby can't go back?"<br />
"Mom! I'm going back, aren't I?"<br />
<br />
But before I can answer, the two nurses make up their minds, "Well, I guess she can, the mom's here."<br />
<br />
Good...because they would not have wanted to deal with April for sure. I don't know what I would have done, but April was ready to fight with someone. That would not have been pretty...there was a guard standing there...no, it would not have been pretty; I'm not sure for which party, though. Glad I didn't have to find out. <br />
<br />
So, we were all motioned to follow Intake Desk nurse to the back. We went like little ducklings following their mamma duck.<br />
<br />
We turned left down a white hall (everything was white back there...white and clean) and past a couple of empty beds to the right of us. There is a room at the end of this hallway. I'm pretty sure that is where Mikey is. As we get to that room, we are pulled past it.<br />
<br />
"Ok, I have to tell you something."<br />
<br />
OH NO! I WAS RIGHT!<br />
<br />
That's my brain screaming at me. I KNEW something had been wrong! I KNEW they had been acting funny up front. My son is DEAD! A glance inside the room shows me a body covered up with a blue sheet on a gurney...it's Mikey! I recognize the soles of his feet! Oh My GOD....my son is lying dead on that gurney in that room and this nurse is choosing to tell me this away from the people in the emergency room waiting room....oh no, oh, no, oh, no...he had sounded so <i>alive</i> 30 minutes ago. His feet have dried blood on them...<br />
<br />
The nurse is talking, "You are going to see a lot of blood in there...your son has been shot multiple times..."<br />
<br />
REALLY!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME AND MY FAMILY??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE YET TO CONFIRM MY SON IS HERE; YET TO CONFIRM HE IS ALIVE; YET TO CALL ME TO TELL ME HE IS HERE??? AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME THAT HE IS COVERED IN BLOOD? REALLY???????<br />
<br />
My daughters are not going to put up with this tomfoolery any more. They hear this piece of information from Nurse Obvious, and spin around and run into the room to see their brother. I am left outside for the rest of the speech about how much blood he has lost, how much blood I am going to see, etc, etc. Duh. I understand what happens when a person is punctured multiple times with an object or objects coming at them at a high velocity. Finally, she is done with her speech about that red body fluid, and I am released to go into the room. As I walk in, another nurse comes up behind me.<br />
<br />
"We need some information from you about your son's medical history and any possible allergies..." Michael is conscious, he is over the age of consent, and at any other time, I would not be allowed to know about anything to do with his medical history. And now you are going to ask me this? I have just been on a roller coaster ride of emotions, and now you are going to get coherent information out of me? Do you really think so? Honestly?<br />
<br />
"Of course," I hear myself say, "I can give you that information."<br />
<br />
Because my brain has just flooded my body with relief. My son is alive, and they want to know how to keep him that way during the surgery that is imminent. Of course I am going to cooperate. I will tell you everything you want to know, starting with how long I was in labor if you want me to go that far back.<br />
<br />
Before I can go into any sort of detail, though, I hear, "You're wanted on the phone." Oh, of course I can wait to give you this information. I will wait for you to take this call. I'll just wait for you right over here at my son's bedside - where I belong.<br />
<br />
"The phone call is for you." She is looking at me. A phone call? For me? In the Emergency Dept of St. Francis Hospital? <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-39120282001682189872012-07-22T08:28:00.000-05:002012-07-29T22:47:27.041-05:00IntersectionsWhile you were robbing the donut shop on Admiral and Garnett,<br />
I was sleeping.<br />
<br />
While you were running and being sought by the police,<br />
I was turning over and getting comfy.<br />
<br />
When you were shooting at the police,<br />
My cell phone woke me up.<br />
<br />
************************************************************ <br />
"Why is 21st and Garnett closed? I thought I'd call you so you could go to<br />
work another way." <br />
************************************************************<br />
<br />
As I was searching KOTV, KJRH, and KTUL to see why 21st and Garnett was closed,<br />
You were cornered in my neighborhood.<br />
<br />
As I read about your exploits online,<br />
Police were closing in on you.<br />
<br />
As I listened to the helicopter overhead and posted on FB: "Hello Boss? I can't come to work until the police say I can: Think they'll believe me?"<br />
You were raising the gun to your head.<br />
<br />
As I looked for updates and rearranged my schedule thinking that I might not have to go to work for a while,<br />
You were lying dead in the street.<br />
<br />
When I got the text from my daughter telling me that you were dead,<br />
I was getting in the car to drive to work.<br />
<br />
*************************************************************<br />
21st and Garnett was open.<br />
*************************************************************Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-86577322337449421202012-01-07T10:23:00.004-06:002012-07-29T22:37:11.921-05:00Did you receive a call from us?We arrive at the hospital and park by the emergency entrance. That's where I assume he is. I just cannot believe that the hospital hasn't called me. Why did the hospital call "Mike's roommate's mom" but not me? Is Mikey that out of it? No, he can't be. He was conscious and coherent in the background. And when he had said, "I've been shot...I'm gonna die," I heard unmistakably in his tone that he was<span style="font-style: italic;"> joking</span>. That is what I'm clinging to, actually; he is OK enough to joke about this - he must be ok. [No, I wasn't thinking about his "steel balls" joke not even a year previously; he had been "hours away" from death at that time...I'm glad I hadn't remembered that tidbit of information at that moment.]<br />
<br />
The girls and I walk inside the doors. There is a semi-circular desk right there at the entryway with the word, "information" in big letters right on the front of it. There is a nurse and a guard sitting there. <br />
<br />
"I'm here to see my son. He's been shot and I was told he was here." They both look up, startled. <br />
<br />
"Who are you?" <br />
<br />
"I'm his mother. These are his sisters."<br />
<br />
"Did you receive a call from us?"<br />
<br />
Something is not right, here. How come they didn't look at their list (there is a clipboard of names on the desk), see his name and take us back? Why are they looking at each other with those weird expressions? Why would they ask me if I had received a call? Even though I'm STILL not really believing all that is happening, I don't think that in the emergency room, the first question after, "Who are you?" should be "Did you receive a call from us?" What is going on?<br />
<br />
I tell them that Mike's roommate's mom called me on her cell phone to tell me about my son. (In retrospect, I'm sure that sounded strange. I didn't say, "Sheri", or "Cindy", or "Marvella", but "Mike's roommate's mom" - you know what? I <span style="font-style: italic;">still</span> don't know her name!) When I say this, the nurse leaves the desk, and hurries to a row of intake windows to the left. She confers quickly with another nurse and <span style="font-style: italic;">that</span> nurse looks up at us with the same weird, startled look. Somebody had better start talking to me. Nurse number one looks at us and motions us to the window.<br />
<br />
"Now, who did you say called you?" Really? REALLY?!Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-79965561981888856862012-01-07T08:41:00.014-06:002012-07-29T22:35:22.057-05:00Oh No!Oh No! Oh NO! That's him! That's definitely Mikey's voice; what am I gonna do? What am I gonna DO?!<br />
<br />
"Ok. Ok. What hospital did you say? St. Francis? Ok. Ok. I'll get there. Tell him I'll get there." I hang up.<br />
<br />
"MIKEY'S BEEN SHOT!!" <br />
<br />
So, that's how my girls learn about their brother. In a nice, calm, rational manner. The house phone rings. My recent graduate answers it. You guessed it - the dryer is on the way.<br />
<br />
"Get dressed; April, you have to stay for the dryer. Tabby can stay here, too. I'm going to St. Francis, where Mikey is."<br />
<br />
(Both girls together) "NO! I'm coming!"<br />
<br />
Of course they're coming. What was I thinking? I have no idea what to think. I'm still stuck on, "Your son's been shot several times. You should come." "What??!??!" <br />
<br />
"Ok, both of you get dressed. You're coming with me. I'll call grandma and grandpa to wait for the dryer. Hurry!"<br />
<br />
Yep, my parents are still in town because of April's graduation 2 days before. This is good. I dial their cell phone number. My dad answers. Can you say, "instant replay"?<br />
<br />
Me: "Dad. You and mom have to come now. The dryer is on the way and Mikey's been shot. We have to go to the hospital right now. Please can you just get here in 5 minutes??"<br />
<br />
Dad: "What?"<br />
<br />
He thinks he's put the phone to his bad ear. He puts mom on the phone. I repeat myself. Mom says, "What?" It's like PeeWee's Playhouse. "The word of the day is 'what'. Whenever you hear anyone say 'what', scream real loud!" And I want to. But I can't. I explain that they need to please come. Please. Now. I have to get to Mikey. Please. That is all I can say to them. After an eternally long 5 minutes, they understand and will be at my house within 10 minutes. Good. Because I still need to get dressed. Instead of doing that, however, I call my good friend, Charity.<br />
<br />
"Hello?"<br />
<br />
"Charity, this is Melissa. Mikey's been shot and he's at St. Francis hospital. WHERE IN THE HELL IS ST. FRANCIS HOSPITAL???"<br />
<br />
That's right. I have forgotten the location of the hospital. I need someone with a calm voice to tell me how to get to the hospital. Now, I know very well where that hospital is. Everyone in Tulsa knows where the pink hospital on the hill is. I could have driven there practically with my eyes closed any other day of the week. Not today. She understands at once. (She does NOT say "what". I do not have to "scream real loud".) She tells me how to get there, and then asks me if Mike is still in town. Mike? Mike? Oh, Mike! My ex-husband. Mikey's dad.<br />
<br />
"MIKE! He's still here! I have to call him!"<br />
<br />
Can someone be rationally hysterical? I think maybe I was. I knew what I had to do. I'd logically thought out everything. I needed everyone to get dressed. I needed to inform everyone about where I was going, figure out how to get there and explain why things were urgent. I even needed to get someone here for the dryer delivery. Why think about the dryer? Because I had to. The phone call for the delivery had come in as my mind was in the process of shifting into "emergency" mode. It had become part of my emergency. What if my parents had not been available? I honestly don't know what I would have done. Everything was of equal importance in my mind at that time. Everything was an emergency. That sounds strange, but there were no number one priorities. Everything was equally important. I'm just glad my parents were around to help me solve the delivery problem. It would have taken me longer to get to the hospital because I would have had to take the time to sort out priorities; I was not in any condition to do that - obviously.<br />
<br />
I hang up from Charity and call Mike. He says, "What?! Wait a minute. He was WHAT?" The word of the day.<br />
<br />
I finally make him understand that he does NOT have time to take a shower (I had woken him up), that he needs to get to St. Francis hospital. Yes, he remembered St Francis hospital. No, he didn't need directions; he still knew where it was. He would go there right away. He would probably be there before I got there because he wouldn't have to wait for someone to show up to accept delivery of a dryer. Ok. Good. I go to the bedroom to get dressed.<br />
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The delivery van and my parents show up at the same moment about 5 minutes after my conversation with Mike. The van blocks me in - naturally. The desperation and panic must have immediately shown on my face. Mom says, "Take the car. Just go." The girls and I jump into my parents car. It's been 15 minutes.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-65817468740384165962011-10-09T20:24:00.005-05:002012-07-31T07:53:34.602-05:00More of the same...sort of.It's been two years since I last posted. Maybe it's because the last two years have been a near repeat of the first several posts on this blog. It's like my life has been just like that movie "Groundhog Day".<br />
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Well...almost.<br />
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Involves the same kid, of course. Involves a life-threatening event, too - again, of course. However, the circumstances are definitely different. The repercussions have lasted until this day, and will continue to echo through our lives, well...for the rest of our lives. <br />
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How about if I just explain it to you?<br />
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Again, this involved household appliances. Whereas in 2009 it was plumbing and air conditionining that were troubling me and needing attention, in May of 2010 it was my dryer that had gone out. My parents had come to Tulsa to watch my middle child graduate from high school (a whole 'nuther story), and decided to buy me a dryer. I did not ask them to; I had been washing clothes and hanging them outside to dry. My daughters' complaints of "hard towels to dry off with" probably pushed their sympathy buttons and they decided to buy the dryer so that their precious little grandbabies (ages 13 and 18) would not have to scrape their skin off with the rock-hard towels I was forcing them to use. Yeah, that sounds about right. Oh, and my ex was in town, too, for the same reason. (To watch his daughter graduate, not to buy me a dryer.)<br />
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The graduation happened on the 20th of May. It was nice, there were plenty of pictures taken, and a good time was had by all. Two days later, I was waiting for my dryer to be delivered, when my cell phone rang. My cell phone? I could have sworn I'd given them my home phone. I didn't recognize the number, either. What time is it? 8am. Huh. Well, I must've given them my cell number because I was told it would be delivered between 8am and noon, and they would call before they delivered it. Here it is 8am. How pleasant! For once, I am the first one on the delivery list. Yay! So, I guess I should answer my cell. Still, it's strange that I gave them my cell number. I never give out my cell number for stuff like -"Hello?" <br />
"Hello. Is this Mike's mom?" Not at all what I expected to hear from the delivery guys.<br />
"What? Who is this?"<br />
"This is Mike's roommate's mom. Mike's here in the hospital, he's been shot several times, you should get here as soon as you can."<br />
"What?!"<br />
"It happened at about 5 this morning. You should come to the hospital."<br />
"What?! Who is this!!"<br />
"He's at Saint Francis hospital, he asked me to call you. I don't know why nobody's called you. You should come right now."<br />
"Wait a minute....what?!"<br />
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Don't be frustrated with me. I thought it was the dryer people calling me. It's ridiculous. My son can't be shot. This woman has the wrong "Mike's mom". Mike is a pretty common name, after all. How did she get my number? This does not make any sense whatsoever. I thought it was the dryer people calling me. What is this woman talking about?? And not shot once, or just "shot", but "shot several times." No, my son would not be shot any times. There is definitely some sort of mistake. I need to find out who this lady is trying to call.<br />
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(Background) "Mom...I've been shot ... I'm gonna die." <br />
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<i></i><i>Oh my God, that's my son's voice! This is real. I am the right "Mike's mom". Oh, no!</i>Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-13543766695604266652009-09-07T10:46:00.006-05:002009-09-07T11:04:15.332-05:00GOTCHA!!I know why you have those dreams. <br /><br />You know the ones I am talking about. The ones where you are running as fast and as hard as you can and then look behind you - and the bad guy is almost on top of you! He is leering at you, his mouth is open, and he is walking - yes WALKING - and is gaining on you! OH NO! What are you going to do? You pant and run faster and faster. You zig zag! You run in one direction and then double-back to throw him off! ACK! He is STILL directly behind you! NNNOOO!!! And then you wake up just as the bad guy grabs you and you know you are just about to die. Those are the dreams that I know about. I know why you have those dreams. Wanna know why?<br /><br />Ok. I'll tell you. But first, let me tell you about a game I used to play with my kids. <br /><br />I have three children. They are all five years apart. So, my first child was 5 when his little sister was born, and his little sister became a big sister when she was 5 and her big brother was 10. So, each of the older ones got to play this game with their younger sibling. My youngest has never played this game, as far as I know.<br /><br />Here is the game:<br /><br />"Hey! Guess what? I'm.....gonna get ya!!! You'd better run! I'm coming!" <br /><br />And my kids would get up, laugh, squeal and run down the hallway. They would look back, squeal again and kinda jump because I was right behind them. They would laugh and laugh and run and run until finally they would either run out of hallway, or fall down. Then, I would be right on them and say, "GOTCHA! Now, I'm gonna tickle you!!"<br /><br />It was a fun game. So fun, as a matter of fact, that they would run as soon as I let them go, and we would play all over again. Usually, I would run out of steam, first. Then, Mikey would play with April, and later on, they both would play this game with Tabitha. It was a fun game.<br /><br />Ok. Back to why you have that dream.<br /><br />Wait a minute. I think you know where I am going with this, don't you?<br /><br />'Nuff said.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-82841870517149656062009-09-04T18:34:00.001-05:002009-09-04T18:39:26.682-05:00Why I Am Proud Of My DaughterMy daughter, Tabitha, makes me proud to be her mother every day. First of all, she usually maintains a cheerful disposition. If she is out of sorts, she might snap at her sister - or even at me - but she is quick to apologize. I suppose being proud that my daughter has a naturally pleasing personality or disposition seems unfair – after all, she really was born that way. To that, I would reply that we are all born with certain dispositions. Whether we make ourselves better or worse depends on our conscious effort every day. Everyone can get lazy; Tabitha has not. Remember, I said that when she is out of sorts, she apologizes. She could give in to her temper or bad feelings, but usually she doesn’t. <br /><br />I am also proud of her because she cares about her schoolwork, and has a plan for her future. She currently wants to become a conservationist like her idol, the late Steve Irwin, was. Before this, she wanted to become a veterinarian. The common theme in her life seems to be love of animals, and creatures that are less fortunate than she is. She is only 13; she could possibly change her mind a hundred times before she graduates. The common thread is that she values higher education, and wants to excel in all that she does. I am proud that she cares. <br /><br />When I think about Tabitha, I think about a smile on her face, and a laugh in her voice. I think about times when strangers have stopped me in a restaurant or in other public places and have marveled at her prodigious vocabulary and adult enunciation. I think about how eager she is to fill her mind with good things and learning. I remember that she almost did not survive being born, but now is quite the little athlete. She possesses a certain joyfulness that can be infectious at times. <br /><br />I am proud of my daughter for trying to find the good in every situation – even those she finds difficult, or even hopeless. I have a feeling that whoever and whatever she decides she is going to be when she grows up, I will always be proud of Tabitha.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-85454989068884086202009-08-25T23:45:00.004-05:002009-08-26T00:00:01.655-05:00Pencils Rule!Pencils rule. I hate writing with pens. Pens are too slippery. Mistakes made with a pen are permanent. My thoughts flow too quickly for a pen to capture accurately.<br /><br />Pens make me write too fast. My penmanship is already terrible. Trying to put my jumbled thoughts on paper with a pen is a frustrating demonstration of the word, "fruitless". Thoughts begin all neatly in a row, but then - the changes come. They always come. They come mid-sentence! The ideas are always better when they come mid-sentence. <br /><br />The problem is that new thoughts mid-sentence change the meaning of what has been written beforehand.<br /><br />Example: Last night, I began a writing exercise about a guy who was sitting at a diner with this girl who was more than a friend, but not someone he would introduce to his mother. I got four sentences written and suddenly, this girl became his wife and I was writing from <span style="font-style: italic;">her </span>point of view! And it was a better idea -- of course.<br /><br />But, ink is permanent. There is no eraser for a pen. At least, there is no <span style="font-style: italic;">good </span>eraser - only ones that will put holes in your paper. Had I been writing with a pencil, I could have erased the four sentences - or maybe just erased a few key words instead - and begun again. But no...I scratched out a couple words, wrote over some pronouns, and finally, just scribbled and crossed out the whole thing - and I began again.<br /><br />If I had been using a pencil in the first place, the friction of the lead moving across the paper might have even slowed down my writing process enough as to have given me the time to have the new idea <span style="font-style: italic;">before </span>all four sentences had been written.<br /><br />Oh, and another thing. Regular No. 2 pencils trump mechanical pencils every time. <br /><br />But that's a whole 'nuther argument.... :)Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-15516844932415616302009-08-15T09:30:00.002-05:002009-08-15T09:43:26.757-05:00Lesson 1 from Miss CallardMiss Callard was my first grade teacher in Warren, Ohio. She was young, tall, and fun. She taught 30 kids at a time, and I don't remember her ever raising her voice. She never had to. She was fair, but expected the best work from her students.<br /><br />I was a very shy first grader. I sat in my assigned seat and turned in my very best work at all times. I must have been pretty sharp because Miss Callard would allow me to help others with their work after mine was turned in. I guess I could be labeled, "Teacher's Pet". (Note: Teacher's Pets are born that way. They are to be differentiated from "Brown-nosers" who deliberately act a certain way to gain favor. Teacher's Pets are usually shy and very helpful to their fellow-students. Just FYI from one who knows.)<br /><br />I remember one day when we were handed <span style="font-style: italic;">another </span>mimeographed coloring page. "Color the squares brown" "Color the circles yellow" "Color the trees green" etc. We used big, fat crayons back then, and I was tired of coloring these boring work sheets. My brown crayon was broken, so I just placed it on its side and colored from one square <span style="font-style: italic;">down </span>to the next square. There were four squares to color and I colored them all in two downward swipes. I just wanted to get this busywork done and get to some really fun stuff - like <span style="font-style: italic;">reading</span> or something. <br /><br />The next day, Miss Callard handed out all the stuff we had turned in the day before. Paper after paper came back to me with "-1 good!" "-0 Great!" "-2 Good Job!" I looked at them each and waited eagerly for the next one. Yes, even back then, I was goal-oriented. I liked the stickers, too! It was then that Miss Callard walked up to my desk and bent down really low to look me in the eye.<br /><br />"Melissa! I can't believe you did this! We do not color from one square <span style="font-style: italic;">down </span>to the next without lifting the crayon! I expect better from you!"<br /><br />My favorite teacher was <span style="font-style: italic;">chastizing </span>me for my laziness. <br /><br />There you have it. A very important lesson imparted to me in first grade. It is as clear today as it was waaaaay back then. Never do less than your best. <br /><br />Thanks, Miss Callard.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-79331396662636628632009-08-12T23:36:00.010-05:002009-08-13T00:16:40.662-05:00Morning SurpriseImagine being in a deep sleep. Imagine that you have not had this restful a sleep in at least a month, if not longer. Now, imagine a newly 13 year old girl plopping herself right next to your blissfully sleeping self ... yeah, that was me, this morning.<br /><br />Her symptoms were strange (what, you thought she was coming in at 5:31am just to cuddle?). She hurt; right in the center of her chest. She didn't have to throw up. Maybe she did have to. It hurt like a knife. No, like someone tearing her apart. No, like a knife. It wasn't her chest, it was her stomach - but not really. She didn't know <span style="font-style: italic;">where </span>she was hurting - she just wanted it to stop!<br /><br />I had never seen her like this before. All the times that she had been sick before, she had been calm, feverish, quiet. This morning, she was screaming, cool to the touch, and thrashing. One time, she sat straight up and pulled her arms back, elbows almost meeting behind her.<br /><br />"If I stay like this, it doesn't hurt - I need someone or something to keep me like this."<br /><br />But then, she would release her arms to the front, and throw herself down on the bed, writhing in pain. Are you seeing visions of "The Exorcist"? I was! Unlike the movie, she was coherent, her coloring was good, there was no projectile vomiting, no cursing, and her head did not spin around. Still, as I watched her throw herself all over my bed, I could suddenly understand why people in the middle ages might think someone in such pain was demon-possessed.<br /><br />"Mom! I feel like I'm dying!"<br /><br />Ok. That was serious. She was begging me for medicine - but what kind? What was wrong? How was I supposed to medicate these baffling symptoms?<br /><br />All that was bad enough. On top of the goings on in my bedroom, my cat, Kiki, suddenly gets thirsty. I mean, really thirsty. Thirsty to the point of yowling at me and running to the sink. Well, too bad. Tabby is more important right now. Kiki jumps off the sink and runs to my bed. She jumps up and climbs on Tabby. She looks in my face and yowls again.<br /><br />This is different.<br /><br />Kiki is my anti-social cat. She is quiet, and hates to be near people more than she has to. She is not <span style="font-style: italic;">mean, </span>but she is older, and doesn't like to be disturbed. For her to jump on top of a writhing child and look at me and yowl is totally out of character. She is making it impossible to ignore her.<br /><br />She jumps down and runs to the bathroom again. She jumps up on the sink and yowls. When I ignore her, she repeats the whole business.<br /><br />Maybe I was wrong about the demon possession. Both Tabby and Kiki are acting crazily. What is going on?<br /><br />"Mom. My chest. It feels like someone is sitting on it...it hurts to take a breath!"<br /><br />A heart attack??!! At her age?!?!<br /><br />I don't know at all what is going on with her. She suddenly jumps up and goes into the bathroom. She gets the cup, fills it with water and drinks. Her breathing slows down. She gets another cup and takes another drink. I can see her relaxing.<br /><br />"That seems to have worked, mom."<br /><br />She crawls in bed, lies down, and falls into an exhausted sleep. Wait a minute! Where is Kiki? Oh. She is back on the bed. Lying down. Closing her eyes.<br /><br />Do you think...? Nah...<br /><br />Ya think?Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-29096141402298224232009-08-11T09:06:00.006-05:002012-07-27T00:08:57.591-05:00Free Concert?Ok, so last Thursday, I went to the Riverspirit Casino to hear Billy Squier play. I knew the name, but had no idea what I was in for. My boyfriend could not believe that I did not know who Billy Squier was, so I explained that I was a nerd/geek in high school and did not like the music that everyone else did.<br />
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"What kind of music did you like?"<br />
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"Barry Manilow"<br />
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"Oh."<br />
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So, those of you who have followed and listened to Billy Squier, you know what kind of an evening I was in for. But, free is free, music is music, and maybe my tastes had changed. Hope springs eternal.<br />
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To set this up properly, I had been to the Riverspirit Casino several times, and twice to listen to free music. Once was Craig Morgan, and once was The Four Tops. Both concerts were lovely. Craig was 29 minutes late getting onstage (it was a free concert, what did I expect?) but once he was out there, it was a great concert. The Four Tops were spot on time and gave a great concert, too. I expected a great concert from Billy Squire, too -- even if it turned out I did not know a single song.<br />
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First indication that something was amiss was the parking lot. There were plenty of empty spots in the lot, but they were roped-off by casino security. When we stopped to inquire as to why, we were told, "This is V.I.P. parking." Huh. I wonder what V.I.P. was in attendance? Was there another promotion going on that we had missed? Oh well, there were always the shuttles. No one has to walk far at Riverspirit.<br />
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Once inside, it was rather crowded.<br />
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"See? He was really big in the 80's and he's still big today."<br />
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Huh. Ok. Whatever. I never had said I did not know his name, I had said I did not know what he sang. Finally, Royce said, "He sings 'Stroke Me'" OOOHHHH....I know that one!<br />
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We are there 1.5 hours early. So, we make our way to the concert stage. The closer we get, the more crowded it is. This is strange. This guy must have been really really big. We look over the partition, and there is a sea of chairs set up - and only one guy sitting in the middle of them. The crowd is being held back by security.<br />
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This is unusual.<br />
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We cannot get close enough to ask any questions. You know, like, "Why won't you let anyone in to sit down?" There was plenty of murmuring about it. It was totally packed outside of the stage area.<br />
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Some geography. There is a stage area that is partitioned off with a low wall. About 5' tall, I would say. There is a gaming table - a long one, with space in the middle for a barmaid to walk around in - with bar stools all around it. It has slots there. So, you can sit there and play your slots, order drinks from the person standing inside the bar (yes, I would have to say it is a mini-bar set up as part of the wall), and still see the concert. Outside the partition is a bank of penny slots. Very conveniently located, actually. You can play the penny slots, order drinks from the host/hostesses that are milling about, and turn and watch the concert. It is a very good view, actually - unless there is a sea of people standing outside the wall because no one is allowed to sit down at the staging area. What was going <span style="font-style: italic;">on </span>down there??<br />
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Finally, I got close enough to hear an exchange:<br />
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"Why are you letting only a few people in?"<br />
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"Those are V.I.P.s"<br />
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"V.I.P.'s? Why are they V.I.P.'s?"<br />
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"They paid for their ticket."<br />
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"WHAT ticket? There weren't tickets for sale!"<br />
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"Actually, they paid for tickets, but if you got here early, I could put your name on a list and if there was room, I would call you."<br />
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"I asked about tickets! You all said that the concert was FREE!"<br />
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"It is free - it's just not free to sit by the stage."<br />
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Talk about sneaky! The other concerts were not this way! There was no VIP parking, seating, or VIP anything! And for someone to ask and be told that there were no tickets - that it was a free concert? Who the heck were those "VIPs"? Now, I was ticked off.<br />
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I don't mind standing outside of a partition and watching a free concert. It is understood that "free" doesn't always translate to "convenient", and it is "first come, first served". However, when you advertise a free concert and then announce to the people waiting outside of that event that it is actually a ticketed event and you never got a chance to buy a ticket – that’s “dirty pool”.<br />
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I don't gamble. I don't drink. I don't smoke. These are all prerequisites for going to casinos, it seems. Here I am, listening to the above exchange, seething. As a consolation, this person says, "But you can still listen to the concert - there is a great view of the stage even from here." Of <span style="font-style: italic;">course </span>we can still listen to the concert! We can even see Mr. Squier himself. It really <span style="font-style: italic;">is </span>a good view. These are true statements.<br />
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But seriously, does the casino, Mr. Squier, his manager, or <span style="font-style: italic;">whoever </span>really think that we are that dumb?<br />
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Of <span style="font-style: italic;">course </span>we can stand outside the partition and watch the concert! Of <span style="font-style: italic;">course </span>there are seats at every one of the penny slots that are outside the partition! (But, do keep gambling; if you are just sitting and watching, you will have to give up your seat for anyone who wants to pay the penny slots - so for two hours, keep feeding money into our machines - or allow the next person to feed money into our machines - thank you!) Of <span style="font-style: italic;">course </span>we can listen to Billy Squier's concert!<br />
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This is because the casino and concert promoters haven't figured out a way to make us pay for the sound-waves that reach our ears outside of that partition.<br />
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And for the record, I knew two songs in that whole two hour concert: "Stroke Me" and "Everybody Wants You". They came at the end of the whole two hours. And they sounded better back in the 80's.<br />
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While I have always been uncomfortable with my weight, it never really got out of control until after I had kids. The reason that happened is because I decided that I was eating for two (dozen) with each pregnancy. You think I joke? Statistics, please:<br /><br />1985 pre-pregnancy weight..........135<br />1986 9-months pregnant...............200<br />1987 post pregnancy weight..........125<br /><br />1990 pre pregnancy weight...........145<br />1991 9-months pregnant...............200<br />1992 post pregnancy weight.........154<br /><br />1995 pre pregnancy weight...........155<br />1996 9-months pregnant...............200<br />1997 post pregnancy weight..........165<br /><br />Notice the 200lbs? My body ballooned up to 200 (but never past) each time. I am not quite 5'4" tall. That is a lot of weight to carry around. The remarkable thing about the above chart is not that I went to 200lbs and never over. Nope, the remarkable thing is that no matter when in my pregnancies I reached 200lbs, my body never went over that mark. During pregnancy number one I got to 200 in my third trimester. Pregnancies two and three I reached the magic mark in my second trimester. If you guessed that the second pregnancy 200lb mark was reached at the end of the second trimester and third pregnancy the mark was hit at the very beginning, you get high marks for intuition (and you must be a female! lol).<br /><br />Needless to say, besides acquiring major stretch marks and flat feet, my self-esteem took a plunge. Of course, came all the diets I could think of, and exercise, too. You name the fad diet, I tried it. I also tried Weight Watchers. As for exercise, I tried exercise videos, jogging outside, running stairs inside (PS, don't ever try that without stretching first. Also don't ever try that after you have been sedentary for a while - you will not be able to walk for a week - trust me.), taking long, long walks every day, etc. I hate exercise. I really do. And besides, it did not help.<br /><br />Finally, after I reached 182lbs in 2004 and after my divorce in 2006, I decided to get serious. I hired a personal trainer.<br /><br />You know how you are told to exercise to the point of discomfort? Ok. Discomfort is not what you think it is. "Discomfort" is what I used to refer to as "pain". Not anymore, though. I am here to tell you that "pain" is something totally different. I am also here to tell you that I will not willingly exercise to the point of discomfort without someone pushing me there and saying, "Don't stop, now! Don't you dare stop - you can do it!!!"<br /><br />By the end of 2006, I was looking and feeling wonderful. And then....I ran out of money. Not really. I just ran out of money for the personal trainer. I figured a membership to the YMCA would work just as well, and now that I was in the best shape of my life, I would keep up whatever I had learned. Ha!<br /><br />I am not back to 182lbs by a long shot. But, I am flabby. I am tired. I am discouraged. I have no idea how to get back to the shape I used to be in just 2 short years ago.<br /><br />Ok, I lie. I <span style="font-style: italic;">do</span> know how to get back into that shape. I just seem to have no will and (more importantly) no self-discipline to do it. It is turning into a viscious circle of which perhaps you are familiar.<br /><br />I need to exercise.<br />I have to get up early to exercise.<br />I am too tired to exercise.<br />I will exercise after work.<br />I am too tired after work to exercise.<br />ETC<br /><br />I should quit thinking and hating and just DO it. Where is the Nike ad executive who started that campaign? He is making me feel guilty. <br /><br />Maybe I should just get rid of that mirror...Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-51565854361400466552009-07-31T09:28:00.003-05:002009-08-27T19:49:30.917-05:00Scratching my head - but with clean hands!Ok. So I was at the doctor's office with my son yesterday - for 3 hours. No big deal, I brought reading material. When it was finally got up to go, I discovered that I really had to "go". So, I asked where the restroom was...and went there - quickly.<br /><br />After my blessed relief (how does a bladder hold so much?), I stood up and heard "WHOOSH". Yep, it was an automatic toilet. I'm used to them. I walk over to the sink and before I can find the soap dispenser, the water helpfully turns on for me. Gotta admit, I was impressed. Those auto turn on faucets are a bear to get to come on. Lots of times, I have had to find the electronic "eye" and wipe my thumb or finger across it a few times to let it know I am here with soap. But this one detected that I was a foot away and turned on. When I finally found the hidden soap dispenser (if they are going to be in a hidden area, they should emit a helpful beep and flash a light to give you a hint) I found out that the water was pleasantly warm. I rinsed for a couple seconds longer because of that.<br /><br />Now, to dry my hands and leave. Oh. No automatic hand dryer; paper towels instead. Ok. I wave my hands in front of the dispenser. Nothing. I look underneath to see if there is an electric eye there. Nope. Oh no, is it empty - my hands are dripping. No, I see paper in there. Is the electric eye in a different place? I feel all around. Gosh, no. Where is that eye? My hands will be dry before I figure out how to get it to dispense a paper towel or two. I push on it in frustration. <br /><br />It's a manual dispenser.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-27699851980707685452009-07-29T08:13:00.003-05:002009-07-29T08:54:26.895-05:00How it all ends upYep, I was right. He didn't know a thing about being left unstitched. I waited til the next morning when we were alone to tell him. He was not looking good, and talked of getting up and going to the restroom. I told him first, that he was in no shape to get up at all, and second that he was still open.<br /><br />He looked at me, non-plussed.<br /><br />"I'm what?"<br /><br />"Open. The infection was so bad that he did not sew you up. You are packed."<br /><br />"But...I don't feel anything."<br /><br />"What do you mean?"<br /><br />"No pain, no air, no nothing. Why can't I tell that I'm not sewn up?"<br /><br />The answer to that, I was to find out later, is that there were no nerves left for him to feel anything in the area. All were rotted out by the infection and had to be removed. It's not like he had <span style="font-style: italic;">no </span>feeling, though. After the first time he got unpacked and repacked, I walked in (what - did you think I was going to be <span style="font-style: italic;">staying </span>and <span style="font-style: italic;">watching??</span>) and he was sweating and shaking from the pain. Oh, he had feeling, it was just higher up.<br /><br />He was not out of the woods, and now I could believe it. He was suffering, today, and he looked worse. He certainly was not joking around like he had been before. And, he had asked me to pull up a chair beside his bed and hold his hand as he slept. My baby boy wanted me beside him, and needed to feel that I was close. I did as he asked.<br /><br />If I had to shift, he would wake up, so I tried hard not to have to move at all. I was facing the clock on the wall, however, and that was not a good thing. It reminded me of my labor with him. To time the contractions, there had been a HUGE wall clock with a white face and black hands and numbers on the wall in the labor room. I had watched the second-hand tick away the minutes and had repeatedly wished that time would just go faster. While I was not wishing the time away as before while I sat beside my son 23 years later, it sure was difficult to remain in one position as the minutes s-l-o-w-l-y slid by, second by second.<br /><br />I decided to watch him sleep. It was difficult to watch his face through the bed-rail. I was in a terrible position. There were tubes and wires and I was sitting low in the chair. I kept the pressure of my hand equal, and kept my arm in the same position so as not to disturb him as I shifted up and changed my sitting position to one with my legs underneath me. He did not move; a small victory for me. Now, I had a good view of him as he slept. I much-preferred watching him sleep than watching the clock.<br /><br />But what was this? His chest had stopped moving. Now, I could see his heartbeat through the hospital gown, but still no chest movement. Also, no breathing sounds at all. I had just decided that I would have to begin to panic when suddenly, a sharp gasp. Oh. Wow. Weird. Ok. Since he took that breath, I could chalk it up to just my worrying for nothing. Typical mother. What? It's happening again, except now, his chest is heaving, but no air is getting in - or out. What was going on, here? I watched him gasp again. This happened six times before I squeezed his hand and called his name.<br /><br />"Wha-?" he said groggily.<br /><br />"Are you dreaming?"<br /><br />"No."<br /><br />"Are you feeling ok?"<br /><br />"Yeah...why?"<br /><br />I told him that he had been breathing funny.<br /><br />"Oh. Ok."<br /><br />He stared up at the ceiling for a minute and his eyes closed again. With them still closed he said, "That makes sense...I've been having to remember to do it."<br /><br />"Do what?"<br /><br />"Breathe."<br /><br />WHAT? As calmly as possible, I asked for clarification.<br /><br />"Well, I am almost asleep, and then I remember that I have not taken a breath in a while. So I..." and he demonstrates the chest heaving that I had witnessed.<br /><br />"Yes! That's what you were doing, before!"<br /><br />"Oh. Ok."<br /><br />He is totally unconcerned. It's as if he has had this problem forever. HAS he had this problem forever? I ask him if he does this normally, or if this is something new.<br /><br />"No, it's new. Only since I got here."<br /><br />I called the nurse. Geez. Seems that the pain meds were too strong...he really was "forgetting" to breathe. Visions of Michael Jackson's death swirled through my mind.<br /><br />From there, things actually got better. He improved very slowly. He was a <span style="font-style: italic;">bad </span>patient. <span style="font-style: italic;">He </span> decided when his breathing treatments were over. <span style="font-style: italic;">He</span> decided when it was time for him to get up and use the bathroom. <span style="font-style: italic;">He </span>decided where he would walk when the nurses wanted him to get up and do so - all over the hospital, and up and down the elevators. It was also him who decided that he wanted to walk around in shorts and a t-shirt instead of a hospital gown. However, he lost that fight.<br /><br />He is home now - discharged <span style="font-style: italic;">way </span>too soon for my liking. He is not at my house, like I wanted him to be (at least for a couple of days), he is at his apartment. It is not fun for him to change his own dressings, but he does it. His first doctor appointment is this Thursday. He hates limits. He hates that the limits are justified, too. (He tripped the other day, and when his foot came down hard and jarred him, the pain at the site of his surgery was instant and momentarily unbearable). He is bored and restless, but he sleeps at the drop of a hat. He knows he will not be able to work for 6 weeks and it is gnawing on him. How will he pay his rent/utilities/doctor bills? These are questions that are slowly being resolved.<br /><br />I've got to say, God is good, thinking back on this whole thing. To me, it makes no sense that his testicles are fine. So what that they have their own blood supply? I thought the infection had killed everything in the scrotum. So, what is contained in the scrotum? Helllooooo! But they are fine. What was the one thing that my son had been concerned about on the way to the hospital? That he not be sterile. Ok. He's not sterile. Do I believe that everything was rotted out and that, because Mikey mentioned that he wanted children someday, and that I was praying and so were my family that God said, "Because of the faith of your family, your testicles have been saved"? No! That is silly. I believe that God can do whatever He wants, but I don't believe that He did that. None of us were praying for his testicles. Not even Mikey was praying about his own testicles. We were praying for his <span style="font-style: italic;">life.</span> I'm just saying that we got more than we asked for and that God is good.<br /><br />For the record, if Mikey had become sterile (and just because he still has his testicles, does not mean that he is not sterile), or if Mikey had died, I would still believe that God is good. I am not here to get into theological arguments.<br /><br />There is still plenty to worry about. I just hope that this chapter of his life has been a learning experience that he will not soon delegate to the story-telling section of his brain. I want it to have changed him in some way. They say that near-death experiences do that.<br /><br />I hope so.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-12623741759014916572009-07-26T20:57:00.005-05:002009-07-26T21:47:32.719-05:00What?To say I was shocked at the surgeon's words is an understatement. How does one receive that kind of information? I stress again that Mikey did not ever have a look of death about him. <br /><br />I believed the surgeon, of course, because he detailed for me that the infection was still raging and still active. He also indicated across his own abdomen, a line of infection. It was about an inch above the pubic line. An inch of solid, red, angry infection. (That is also something that my son had never mentioned.) They had cultured the infectious area and had called in an Infectious Diseases doctor -- a specialist! The doctor mentioned the possibility of further surgery, more dead tissue removal, possible skin grafts. <br /><br />I received all the information. I did. I know I did because I am spitting it out on a blog right now. I have also repeated it to my parents, Mikey's father, my former in-laws, several friends by phone, and in many, many emails to far-away friends and family. I <span style="font-style: italic;">know </span>the story. I <span style="font-style: italic;">believe </span>the story. I'm <span style="font-style: italic;">telling </span>the story...but I cannot fathom it. <br /><br />How about this: His birthday was on a Monday. I could have been having a funeral for him on that Saturday. How's <span style="font-style: italic;">that</span> for a reality check? How can one digest that information? It's simply not logical. "Parents are not supposed to bury their children." Makes sense to me. I can fully understand how parents who lose a child can look lost. They <span style="font-style: italic;">are</span> lost! I did not lose my child and I am still wondering how it all happened so fast; and I do think too often about what could have been.<br /><br />I do digress, however.<br /><br />Mikey was in a room, but I had to go home. I had to get the girls back home and get them something to eat, take a shower, inform people via email, phone and text message about Mikey's condition. I had a cool house now - something that, although I was grateful for, did not seem all that important. I had a washing machine that worked, too. I had to go to work and arrange time off; not a problem, because everyone at work was and continues to be very, very supportive. Still, there was paperwork. I did not get back to the hospital until the dinner tray was out. Mikey had been up for hours and wanted to know why I hadn't been there.<br /><br />He was jovial.<br /><br />He joked with the nurses, joked with me, poked fun at his sisters, and repeatedly pushed the button on his morphine drip.<br /><br />"You know, son, that you don't get a shot of morphine every time you do that, don't you? It's timed to only give you meds every so many minutes no matter how many times you push that button."<br /><br />"Of course I know that, mom! I'm not a moron." (Said with a big, goofy grin.)<br /><br />Something was baffling me, though. One thing the surgeon said was that he had left Mikey's wound open. The infection was so bad that he had packed the wound with betadine-soaked sponges, but had not closed it. ("Actually, the healing occurs much faster that way.") For a wound to be open and draining, I thought that Mikey would be in some kind of pain. I understood about the morphine, but he was not even being careful or treating the area gingerly at all. Several times during that initial hospital visit, I half-expected him to punch himself in the nuts like a neanderthal to prove his bravery. It was that casual.<br /><br />I almost told him that he was open under that hospital gown. Not that anyone could see that...he was bandaged even though he was open. The sponges were to be changed 3 times a day. The first time would be tomorrow sometime. Still, each time I opened my mouth to tell him I thought, "Nah, he knows...surely someone has already told him this." His actions were telling me a different story, though. Also, the fact that he hadn't told me himself (oh, yes, he would have told me himself: "Mom, did you know that the surgeon split me and didn't sew me up again?") bothered me. Something wasn't right. Yet, he had just come out of surgery and was on morphine. Also, his sisters were here. He could be putting on a show for them. I would just let it ride for now.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-32226221422903090832009-07-25T08:42:00.000-05:002009-07-25T10:35:55.271-05:00"He's out of danger...right?"I must not have read that text correctly. I read it again as April comes out the door to greet me. My face must be registering alarm because she immediately grabs my cell phone and says, "What? What's wrong?"<br /><br />I can't see anymore. WHY CAN'T I SEE ANYTHING?? Oh, I've actually taken my glasses off to rub my eyes and forgotten they were in my hand. Geez.<br /><br />"Where's Tabby? Where's the McBee guy? Is he done yet? What's wrong with the unit? Is he trying to sell us something we don't need? Are you ready to go? I need to call Mikey. Give me the phone."<br /><br />My eyes hurt. My head hurts. I must be in someone else's life.<br /><br />"Mom! Is Mikey in surgery? What does this mean?"<br /><br />"WHERE IS THE HEATING AND AIR GUY, GIRLIE!! Call Mikey on your phone. I can't see to dial mine....I can't find it, either. Did you see where I put my phone?"<br /><br />Tabby comes bounding outside, still in her pajamas.<br /><br />"How's Mikey? Can we go to the hospital with you?"<br /><br />"Mom, I have Mikey on the phone."<br /><br />April hands me the phone.<br /><br />"This isn't my phone! Do you know where my phone is? Hello? Mikey? Where is the surgeon?"<br /><br />"Surgeon? Mom, what surgeon?" This is Tabby talking to me.<br /><br />"TABBY GET DRESSED! (Back to the phone) Mikey, is the surgeon with you? Do I have time to get to the hospital? Ask him if I can get back there."<br /><br />"Mom," he sounds small and scared, "I will make him wait for you...how long are you going to be?"<br /><br />"No, Mikey. Please, don't make him wait. <span style="font-style: italic;">Ask </span>him if I have time to get back there. It took me 20 minutes to get home."<br /><br />April gives me my phone. Oh yeah, I had given it to her to read. She points to the back of the house...this is where the McBee guy is. I start walking. Tabby has gone in to get dressed, and April is trailing me closely to hear my half of the conversation. I head to the backyard to see if the unit is operable yet.<br /><br />"Mikey. Call me back when the - "<br /><br />"Mom...the surgeon just walked in. (Turning away from the phone) Um...does my mom have time to get here? (Turning back to the phone) Mom, he says 30-45 minutes tops, and then I go into surgery. Please get here. I don't want to go in without you here. Please."<br /><br />"Mikey, I will get there. If I am not there, though...if you don't <span style="font-style: italic;">see </span>me...please go anyway. I might be there and just not where you are. Please don't refuse to go...<span style="font-style: italic;">please."</span><br /><br />"Ok, mom...but get here...I'm...<span style="font-style: italic;">scared</span>." He is my little boy again. And I am not there to comfort him. Geez!<br /><br />The McBee guy is squatting by my unit, looking at a gauge. As I approach, he looks up and smiles.<br /><br />"So," I try to sound casual, "how is everything?"<br /><br />"Well, I cleaned it out - there was a lot of debris in there - and now I'm just topping off your freon, here."<br /><br />"Oh! Then, you're almost done?" No way. Something <span style="font-style: italic;">good </span>is happening?<br /><br />"Oh, yes ma'am. Five more minutes, tops."<br /><br />I explain a little bit of what is going on and ask if he has a total for me. He does, $130.00. I write a check and hand it to him. He looks startled. Then, he goes to his van, writes a receipt and goes back to my unit. I tell him that I hate to rush him, but my son is being prepped for surgery as we speak, and I need to get going. He is done, actually, and would like to just go into the house for a minute to make sure my unit is putting out cold air. Ten minutes after the 30-45 minute time limit has been imposed by the surgeon, the girls and I are on our way to the hospital. Amazing.<br /><br />Parking, running, sliding glass doors closing behind us....and we are in Mikey's room. He looks relieved and reaches out his hand. I take it and squeeze. Before any of us can say anything, the door swishes open, and here is a man in light blue scrubs, blue booties and a blue, fluffy shower cap-looking thing on his head.<br /><br />"Hi there, are you ready to go?" He is smiling and entirely too cheerful.<br /><br />"Yeah, man, this is my mom and sisters. Can they come with us?"<br /><br />"Oh, sure! They can all ride up in the elevator!" He is very efficient. The IV, the gurney and all three of us are in that elevator about 1.5 minutes after his entrance.<br /><br />Mikey says, "Oh, I have to use the restroom first. I hate to delay you..."<br /><br />"Oh, no! Don't worry about that! We'll take care of that for you when you get up there."<br /><br />Mikey does a double-take, causing the orderly to laugh.<br /><br />"We do that all the time! Don't worry about it!" This too-cheerful orderly has made us all laugh. Ok, he's not too cheerful. He is comic-relief. It's a good thing.<br /><br />We get up to the third floor and he points to a reception desk.<br /><br />"You guys go that way, and we go this way. His doctor will come out after the surgery and give you a report on his condition. He will go to Recovery for a short time, and then up to 10-East, though I don't know what room."<br /><br />I like this guy. I feel better already! Mikey grabs my hand and squeezes it.<br /><br />"I'm still scared."<br /><br />"Oh, don't worry about that, either. We'll give you something in the OR that will make you feel fine."<br /><br />I laugh at this statement both because it's true and because I have experienced it, myself. I know that Mikey won't be scared for long. Soon, he will be in his room, post-surgery, and the healing will begin. I don't know how long he will be here, but I know that things will be fine. I am actually becoming more relaxed. I have to credit the orderly for this. I've decided he is not too cheerful, after all -- he is just cheerful enough. I kiss Mikey's forhead and give him a hug.<br /><br />"You know, Mikey, he's right," I say. "I have had surgeries before, and I can tell you that you'll get a shot that will make you feel like everything is fine and will be fine forever." I giggle a little. "Honey, you will want some to take home!"<br /><br />Mikey looks at me like I am crazy, but the orderly laughs.<br /><br />"Yes, she's right," he says. (Boy, I am begining to love this orderly!) "As a matter of fact, for you, you will feel like you went to sleep and someone decided to wake you up a minute later -- but actually you will have been asleep for <span style="font-style: italic;">hours!</span> You won't remember any of this, probably."<br /><br />I give Mikey one more kiss. April and Tabby hug him and we watch him get wheeled down the hall. The orderly continues to talk to him. Wow. He must love his job. Or, he has been taking some of that medicine he's been touting to Mikey. No, I'm kidding.<br /><br />We go to the receptionist desk. It is less a desk and more of a square with two volunteers inside it, answering phones and filling out charts. Beyond this square is a room full of cubicles, each with a number on it. Several families are taking up several cubicles. There is a huge, flat-screen TV similar to what you would find in an airport terminal with flight data on it. I am wondering what is being tracked on that TV. I can see that there are black colums of letters, blue columns and red columns. Oh my....are the red columns recent deaths? I am being morbid. Why would there be death numbers in a hospital waiting room? Maybe these are actually horse track numbers. Tulsa does have a horse track not too far away from the hospital. How about I just quit guessing stupid things and talk to the receptionist. Why I need to talk to her about anything, I have no idea, but I usually do what I am told.<br /><br />There are four sides that I can walk up to, but only two sides are currently manned. I choose the nearest side that contains a person. She is weird-looking. No, I'm serious. She is weird-looking. Her face is kind of crescent-shaped, her mouth is crooked, her skin is powder-white, and her left eye appears to be slightly recessed on one side of her head and looking a different direction. Her whole head is lop-sided. And she is not smiling. And her voice is rather flat. She is wearing the pink overcoat of an auxilliary volunteer. She is older, with a gray-haired beehive sort of old-lady 'do. Her photo ID shows an unsmiling portrait - and looks exactly like her. I am trying not to feel sorry for her. "She is volunteering to help people like me," I keep thinking. "She is a nice person - she has to be." She is talking on the phone.<br /><br />"When I hang up, say hello," she says, then presses a lighted button. "Mrs. Smith? When I hang-up, say hello." Another button press, "Mr. Jones? When I hang up, say hello." This goes on for a while. I am confused. She has not looked up or said anything to us. She just keeps saying, "When I hang up, say hello." Why would anyone say "hello" <span style="font-style: italic;">after </span>someone hangs up? I am thinking of heading over to the other side of the square to talk to the other volunteer when that one answers the phone in front of her. She says, "Hello Mr. White? (Note: I am making all these names up as I go) I have your doctor on the phone. When I hang up, he'll be there, so just say hello." Ah-HAH! Now, THAT makes sense. I want to talk to <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>one! I'm just about ready to walk over there when my lady turns to the other one and says, "Will you help these people?" She sounds irritated. The nice volunteer (yes, I have divided them into nice and not nice) looks over and says, "I'm on the phone." Her voice is hushed and her face is irritated. I can tell just by this brief conversation that Not Nice Volunteer thinks that Nice Volunteer is a shirker and does not work <span style="font-style: italic;">nearly </span>as hard as Not Nice Volunteer. Not Nice Volunteer stares at Nice Volunteer's back for a good 30 seconds and then turns back to her phone (which has not rung for at least a minute) in disgust. We are still standing in front of Not Nice Volunteer when her phone rings again. "When I hang up...."<br /><br />I don't know what to do. These are the sentries into the inner sanctum of the waiting room. Do I just go in and sit down? Do I have to stand here until the feuding old ladies decide to help me? Is someone else who is more helpful and pleasant in the restroom or at lunch and about to come back? I don't know the answer to any of these questions. Thankfully, before I have to be rude and interrupt one of them, Not Nice Volunteer grabs a chart and says, "Name?" I must look confused. "Who is in surgery?" she asks. I tell her. "He's not on my list. Is this a scheduled surgery?" Well, no it is not. "Oh. Then it won't be on here." Oh my gosh. Really? No way. How efficient of you to figure that out. I am now not in a good mood. She tells me to take a seat and tell her which cubicle I choose. I will be updated via telephone in the cubicle ("When I hang up...), so it is important that I tell her where I sit. Ok, Ok, Ok...got it.<br /><br />The girls and I choose cubicle 10-R. We put our stuff down, but before I can go inform Not Nice, another lady dressed in pink approaches us. "10-R? Perfect! I'll go tell them at the desk. There is coffee in that room and it's free. Everything else you have to pay for. Of course, you can go to the second floor and get something in the cafeteria if you would like. What's your name so I can tell them at the desk?"<br /><br />WOW! I like this lady. She is short (that is something when I say someone is short!) and sprightly with gray, spikey hair and white tennis shoes. I like her! She shows us the magazine rack, and takes me to the big-screen TV. It is a list of everyone currently scheduled for surgery. The black names are those who are currently in surgery. The blue letters show the actual start times of the surgery (as opposed to when they are scheduled to begin), and the red names are the emergency surgeries. Mikey's name is red. Mystery solved. Much more interesting than horse track numbers.<br /><br />The girls get sodas, I get coffee, we all get magazines and we settle in. Occasionally, we look at the TV to see about Mikey, but we don't really talk much. The sprightly volunteer checks on us periodically, and then, the phone rings. It is a nurse from the OR to tell me that Mikey's surgery will be done soon and the doctor will be out to talk to me. YAY! It's been an hour. As promised, the doctor comes out about 20 minutes later.<br /><br />We shake hands and he tells me that it was a massive infection. It was not the injury itself that caused the infection. That is, the hit in the crotch with the showerhead did no damage (as I had suspected...he is dramatic, as I said). Rather, it was a tiny scratch that had been caused by the showerhead that allowed germs to get in and wreak the havoc that brought us here. He described how there had been lots of dead tissue and I interrupted him.<br /><br />"Is he sterile? He was worried about whether his testicles..."<br /><br />"No, no actually. The testicles have their own blood supply. It's amazing how these things happen. Everything in there is dead, but the testicles are perfectly healthy!"<br /><br />Wow. That is something I hadn't known. I am always interested in human body information. At one time, I had wanted to be a doctor. So, the operation is over, his testicles are healthy, and he will be going to a room.<br /><br />"So, he's out of danger then, right?"<br /><br />"Oh no, ma'am. Not by a long shot."<br /><br />What?Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-38826719018429813592009-07-24T07:48:00.000-05:002009-07-25T08:42:41.249-05:00Stronger MedsSo, my son, lying on a gurney in the emergency room with a bag of IV fluids/antibiotic dripping into his vein texts me that the word "surgery" has been bandied about and that he cannot "do" surgery.<br /><br />What is going through his mind? What does he think this is, a lottery?<br /><br />"Michael, congratulations! Since we're not that busy today, we have time for a surgery - you're the lucky recipient!"<br /><br />He must be crazy with fear. Or just crazy. At this point, I am thinking the latter, not the former. No doctor ever suggests surgery in the emergency room as an elective. This would be called, "emergency surgery". Emergencies are, plain and simple, <span style="font-style: italic;">emergencies.</span> Life and death, sometimes. However, since the word has merely been mentioned, obviously, there is a chance that the infection is not as bad as doctor initially thinks, and that the IV will be enough until oral antibiotics can be prescribed, bought, and taken as directed. Still, I think my texting back, "Can u do death?" may jolt Mikey out of his dream world and bring him back to the reality of his being in the EMERGENCY ROOM of the HOSPITAL.<br /><br />He texts me back: "No."<br /><br />I text: "Then u can do surgery."<br /><br />He: " i will ask for stronger meds."<br /><br />Me: "If the doctor says surgery, u will do surgery. This is nothing to play with."<br /><br />He: "They are doing ultrasound to see if infection is worse than he thinks."<br /><br />Me: "k"<br /><br />April: "Mom, the air conditioner guy is here."<br /><br />Shelley: "How is Mikey?"<br /><br />OMG! I am being overwhelmed by texts! The last two coming in and my answer to Mikey are all swallowed up by each other. As fast as they come in and as I try to answer each in turn, the cell phone rings. It is Charity, my friend from work.<br /><br />I am updating her on all the goings on when a nurse comes out, walks up to me and asks, "Are you with Michael? We need you in the back...they've been looking for you."<br /><br />ACK! They've been looking for me? Have they taken him to surgery??? Oh, no! In the middle of a sentence I blurt, "Igottagobye!" to Charity and hang up. How rude, I know, but I haven't received a text from Mikey in the last several minutes, and "...they've been looking for you." I gather my purse, cell phone, and whatever other crap I have and hurry after the nurse.<br /><br />We come to a glass sliding door and she pushes a lever on the wall to the left. The door silently swishes open. Hold on...in spite of my worry, I am impressed. This looks like Star Trek. I half-expect Sulu to meet me and inform me that the captain is on the bridge. Anyhow...she leads me into a darkened room. The gurney is on the left, and contains my son; the IV is next to him, ticking the drops of antibiotic into his vein. A large chart hangs on the wall to the right, with a rolling table beneath it. A huge window that covers most of the right wall looks out into a hallway that is bustling with staff hurrying to and fro, and the door, which has swished closed after me, is entirely glass so that the nurses at the nurses' station, directly behind that door, can see what is going on. To complete this picture, it is cold in here.<br /><br />Mikey is texting. "Oh. There you are. I thought you might want to be here instead of in the waiting room. I was just texting you that they were coming to get you."<br /><br />OH MY GOD! This nurse needs to watch how she speaks to people in the ER waiting room of a hospital! Sheesh! She scared me to death! Wow.<br /><br />Mikey fills me in on the details of the IV ("It hurts.") and how he does not want surgery because he is afraid and he cannot see how he can afford it, since he has no insurance and no job, and no money, etc. I tell him that it is not important about money or insurance right now, and that if a doctor says the word "surgery" in the ER of a hospital, it could very well be the difference between life and death.<br /><br />This is a surreal conversation, actually. My son looks FINE. He is in pain, yes, but his color is good, his sense of humor is intact, his reasoning powers are sharp, and he is able to carry on a conversation in a calm, rational manner. Surely this word, "surgery", is only the doctor covering all his bases.<br /><br />I walk over to look at the IV. There are two bags hanging. One is an antibiotic that contains ampicillin. That is the one currently flowing into his veins. The other one is....<span class="infors">clindamycin</span>! What???? I know that antibiotic, too. Earlier this year, my friend nearly lost his hand - and was told that he could lose his life - because a little scratch he got while working in the yard became infected. He ended up in the emergency room with this IV drip in his hand. He was told this was a last ditch effort to get the infection under control. An infection that occurred quickly and that he had not ignored. He had got to the doctor as soon as the hand swelled up and he could not move it - maybe two days after the initial scratch - and the clindamycin was given to avoid the loss of his hand or his life. He was even told that he could have permanent damage to the tendons in that hand because of the nature of the microbe that had infected him. Clindamycin meant that the doctor probably was not just "covering his bases" with the mention of surgery.<br /><br />"Mikey. I know this antibiotic. This is heavy stuff. If the doctor says he needs to do surgery, you need to let him do surgery. You won't be able to ask for 'stronger meds' after this one."<br /><br />He just looks at me.<br /><br />"I'm serious, Mikey. If he says he needs to do surgery, you <span style="font-style: italic;">have</span> to let him do surgery. You just do.....<span style="font-style: italic;">please.</span>"<br /><br />"We'll see, mom. They said they'll give the meds an hour to work. I bet they'll work."<br /><br />"Mikey....if he says surgery...."<br /><br />"I know. I heard you."<br /><br />"Ok."<br /><br />My cell phone vibrates in my pocket, startling me. It's April. She wants to know what to do about the air conditioner guy. Although I have left her a blank check to pay McBee, she is uncomfortable with being there with the guy lest he ask her a question she can't answer, or advises her that it is necessary to do something that she has no authority to ok. She's a smart cookie, that one. I pace the floor for a minute (it's not a nervous habit...I pace all the time - I should be uber skinny, actually...) and ask Mikey if he thinks he'll be alright if I go home to check on the heating and air guy.<br /><br />"Yeah, mom. They said it would be an hour. I'm sure you can go."<br /><br />"If they say surgery before I get back, will you go into surgery?"<br /><br />"Mom! You will be back before then."<br /><br />"No! You promise me you will go into surgery without me here to convince you. Please, Mikey. Tell me you will let the doctor do surgery."<br /><br />"Ok."<br /><br />I go to the nurses' station and ask how long the IV will be going, telling her that I have to go home and check on my girls. She tells me the same thing that Mikey does; that it'll be an hour, and I have plenty of time. Ok. Decision made. I pop back into Mikey's room and tell him that I will be right back. He nods impatiently and rolls his eyes in an I-told-you-it-would-be-an-hour sort of way. I shake my head and kiss his forehead. I tell him I'll be back in a bit.<br /><br />On the 20 minute drive home, I call everyone who has called me and left messages. I update them on Mikey's condition and promise to let them know of any new developments. I call April, too, and let her know that I am on my way home. As I pull into the driveway, I receive a text from Mikey.<br /><br />"Mom, they want to do surgery NOW."<br /><br />Oh....NO!Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-47609322739963286952009-07-23T17:55:00.000-05:002009-07-23T19:13:38.146-05:00"Mom, I can't do surgery,"I have my list, I have my cell phone, I have my son in the front seat. He is sweating, so I turn on the air conditioner - the one in the car actually works. He reaches over and turns the vents away from him. This is a first.<br /><br />"Are you cold?" I ask incredulously.<br /><br />"Yeah. I've got cold chills. I think I have a fever."<br /><br />A fever? Man. That isn't good. Not with pain in his groin. This might be more serious than I thought. I pull out my cell phone and call my boss. I tell her that I won't be coming in today after all. She laughs and says, "I told you so." Then, I explain about Mikey. "Oh. That's not good. You'll be sitting there all day. Shouldn't you take him to the emergency room?" I explain that he has no insurance, and that we will be going to full service clinics. She does not sound impressed. "They'll all be full and you will end up at the emergency room anyway." What is she, a psychic?!<br /><br />Two full free clinics and a text message later about the Roto-Rooter guy needing payment, and we are on our way back to the house. I am more than a little frazzled.<br /><br />"Why are you being so picky!" I remember yelling at him. "These are FREE CLINICS...they are not posh, upscale places. You can't just look at a place and turn your nose up!"<br /><br />"But mom. They looked...<span style="font-style: italic;">unsanitary.</span>"<br /><br />Oh my gosh. This is my son? My son whose apartment looks like a bomb exploded in it? You are kidding me! Still, I don't know why I am yelling at him...they had both been full, anyway. It was just the fact that he had made the comment about not wanting to go to the one, and had been unwilling to stay at the other to see if he could be seen later in the day. <span style="font-style: italic;">And let's not forget that I had people coming over to fix my plumbing and air conditioning unit! I had things to DO!</span> I did mention that my middle name is not "Grace", right?<br /><br />The Roto-Rooter guy is done with his fix - 15 minutes worth of work for $101.60 (I'm in the wrong line of work, obviously) - and Mikey is lying on the couch...with ice on his crotch. With no idea when the McBee guy is going to get here to fix the air conditioner, I decide to go online and look up 211.org. I make many notes and make a few calls. I also get frustrated. Most of the other clinics require appointments and they only see patients after 6pm. I call one more out of desperation, and I actually talk to a <span style="font-style: italic;">live person!</span><br /><br />It's a wrong number. What? You're kidding me! Nope, she's not. I have dialed the right medical center, wrong phone number. This number is for regular appointments. Yes, they do see patients with no insurance, but there is a waiting list. She asks me a few questions and then says, "Look, this sounds serious. I think you should take him to the emergency room. Don't worry about the cost; he cannot be turned away. A social worker will see you and you can fill out Title 19 paperwork. When you fill out that paperwork, you can then choose a physician. If you want to use our clinic, that will be the time to let them know. Please, don't worry. Everything will be fine. Just go to the emergency room. A 23-year-old should not be in this much pain."<br /><br />Those were the words that I needed to hear to jolt me into reality. I repeated them to Mikey, and he said, "Let's go."<br /><br />The car ride was relatively quiet. During the ride, he said, "Mom, I really hurt bad." <br /><br />"I'm sure you do, honey. We'll be there shortly."<br /><br />"Mom...what if everything is dead in there? The left side hurts more than the right, but both sides hurt. I don't want to be sterile. I want to have kids, someday."<br /><br />What can I say to that? What can I possibly say? I cannot guarantee that he will not be sterile. I can't say that he will have lots of kids, someday. I feel terrible. I say, "Honey. Whatever is wrong has already happened. Everything could be fine and everything could be dead. I wish I could tell you that you won't be sterile, but I just can't. I'm so sorry."<br /><br />We are both silent. He turns to look at me and says, "Well, if they're both dead, I want steel balls to replace them."<br /><br />My son is contemplating losing his testicles and he jokes about steel balls. Oh my. Maybe this is not as bad as I think. His sense of humor is definitely intact.<br /><br />Miracle of miracles, when we get to the hospital at 10am, there is only one person ahead of him. The intake is quick, and then, he goes to the back - alone. I am not one of those mothers who has to know everything. He is 23. I am the mom. I will wait for the doctor to come out to talk to me. After all, this is a delicate situation. I haven't seen these parts of him since he was a toddler. I figure we should keep the record clean.<br /><br />Soon, I get a text message. It's from Mikey!<br /><br />"Mom. It is infection. Firm and hard is infection."<br /><br />A bit later: "Antibiotic IV"<br /><br />Still later: "It'll be about an hour with the IV. He's talking surgery. I can't do surgery."<br /><br />What, is he out of his mind to say he can't do surgery?<br /><br />I text him: "Can u do death?"Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-3979174573229521862009-07-23T07:12:00.000-05:002009-07-23T07:39:38.747-05:00Ok, I am breathing again...to continueAs I said, I was about to pay for my initial, ugly thought.<br /><br />Instead of being openly vexed, I said to him, "I'll call 211 and get a list of free clinics...get dressed, I'll be over in a bit."<br /><br />"Thanks mom...I love you..."<br />"I love you, too. Get ready."<br /><br />I hung up the phone and said, "GGRRRAAAHHHHGGH" (Yes, I actually did say that.) Then, for the umpteenth time, I thought, "If April had her license, I wouldn't be having this problem - SHE could take her brother to those free clinics! But, why should an 18 year old WANT a driver's license?!" Did I mention that I'm a bad mother? "Grace Under Pressure" does NOT describe me. Really.<br /><br />I fling open April's door.<br /><br />"Get UP! I need you up and I need you up NOW. C'mon, girlie!" (I called her, "girlie". It is a pet name; it is a good name....maybe I'm not so bad in the mother department, after all.)<br /><br />"Huh? Wha? Why?" she complained. I quickly explained that she would have to be the one to field both the companies that came by, and text me when they needed payment because I would be toting her non-insurance-bearing brother to free clinics. She was not happy...she hates unknown situations. Yep. Me, too. I wrote down all of the problems we were having with the washing machine and the air conditioning unit, got dressed, called 211 and headed out.<br /><br />When Mikey came out of his apartment, he was walking like an old man. He had got hit in the groin in the shower with the showerhead last Saturday. On Monday, the 13th, he had mentioned that he had hurt himself and was still hurting a little bit. He had asked me then what he should do, as he had never experienced that kind of pain for so long. He has a tendency toward the dramatic, so I filtered his explanation through my "Mother's Filter" (for instance, "Mom, I hit myself in the shower with the showerhead as I was rinsing. It hurt so bad, I "whited out" - not "blacked-out", <span style="font-style: italic;">"whited-out" </span>and woke up on the shower floor some time later..." turned into, "Mom, I hit myself with the showerhead and it hurt more than I expected." Seriously, if he had really "whited-out", he would not have been talking to me, he would have high-tailed it to a doctor, right?) and asked a few, simple, obvious questions:<br /> 1. Is there swelling?<br /> 2. Is there discoloration?<br /> 3. Is there fever in the area?<br />All three were negative. "Well, son," I said, stifling a laugh, "I'd say ibuprofin and ice. Why, I remember when I birthed you kids..." I'm sure you can imagine the rest of that story. He smiled wanly and said, "Ok. Thanks mom. I'll do the ice."<br /><br />Problem solved. I am a genius.<br /><br />Now, it was Wednesday morning....a little over 24 hours after that conversation, and he couldn't walk. That didn't make sense. No matter; free-clinics, here we come. Someone will have the answers for us in a short while. There would be drugs dispensed, and I could get back to work after lunches. I left the house hoping that April would call me after I dropped Mikey off somewhere, and that I would have all my home problems solved before I had to go pick him up again.<br /><br />Ouch. Bad mom, again.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6520933722953428744.post-63091686662853511642009-07-18T07:56:00.000-05:002009-07-24T09:07:51.313-05:00Life - Turned Upside-DownI thought my life was topsy-turvy <span style="font-style: italic;">before </span>last Wednesday. I've been warned about "thinking". Now, I know what "topsy-turvy" really means. Just when you think your life can't get any more complicated, suddenly, a little life-lesson comes along. Thing is, that little warning in your head, the one that says, "I simply can't add or do <span style="font-style: italic;">one more thing</span> or else I'll turn into a screaming, drooling dement," (what? You don't have that thought - ever?!) is usually a warning signal that <span style="font-style: italic;">"one more thing" </span>is on its way.<br /><br />Take last Monday, for example. I live in Oklahoma, land of Central Air. Naturally, in the 100+ degree heat, my air conditioner begins to fail. Luckily, it never quit completely, but a few days of 90-degrees-in-the-house-at-night convinced me that a professional intervention was necessary. My washing machine, being a mechanical "drama queen", overheard the talk of an appointment to fix the air conditioning unit (they have always been jealous of each other, I believe), so began spewing water all over the floor during all of the wringing cycles. "Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink..." This vexed me.<br /><br />Add to that the fact that payday would not be until Wednesday -- well, my anxiety level was rising considerably. I got to work that morning and thought, "If one more thing happens, I will turn into a screaming, drooling dement!" Uh oh...I should have known...but I was too caught up in the "AARRRGHH" of the situation. After a few minutes, I had a vision. I would call "Roto-Rooter" and "McBee Heating & Air" <span style="font-style: italic;">today </span>and schedule them for Wednesday -- that way, I reasoned, I will be first on the list, and be able to get them both in the morning instead of the nebulous, "Sometime before 5pm", and I would be able to get back to work without using a whole day of vacation time. I could survive the heat and wet two more days if I knew there was light at the end of the tunnel. Genius! But, I had already had "the thought". Little did I know...<br /><br />Tuesday, as I was getting ready to leave work, I said to my boss, "Remember, I'll be late tomorrow, because of the two repair jobs I've scheduled." She said, "Yeah, I won't see you tomorrow." Hmmm....I think she jinxed me.<br /><br />Wednesday, I was jarred awake at 7am by the phone. "Wow," I thought groggily, "They sure start early." Nope. It was my son. "Mom...." he croaked, "I need you to come and get me...I can't walk...I'm hurting..."<br /><br />My first thought? "NO! I've got Roto-Rooter and McBee coming out today!"<br /><br />I am a bad mom. I was about to pay for that ugly thought...I just didn't know it, yet.Okiemou12http://www.blogger.com/profile/01364392901065461316noreply@blogger.com2